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~inforapound

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i'm the whole package

well, shit you won't find me pushing any further than that

i figure a lot of the shit that gets done on bruce's end is because of you, of course i got your back.
alfred you keep up that mr. curry shit i may just kick your ass after all

~briskly

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u think i'm gonna believe that bruce wayne isn't actually a broody asshole?
that his idea of a prank is ripping off my doorknob and leaving it in your car?

[ typing it out does make it seem like the kind of lame prank bruce might do if he ever felt like laughing. ]

ok maybe that is something he'd do but i still don't believe it

[inforapound]

Question is a package of what.

I appreciate. Them days are far behind me now. That was a different life. Rather focusbon forward and not back, even if you trip me nostalgic something awful.

I do what I can. Wish I could do more.


Right. Arthur it is then.

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ouch dude [ high five. ]

we all got pasts some that don't need much said about them. well shit brother i didn't mean to we can cut the topic here

i think you do plenty and it's good work too

Re: ~briskly

[briskly]

What if I said it was Diana?
Would that be more believable?

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you expect me to believe u spent time with diana?

[ haha, burn. ]

[briskly]

Hey!
Diana likes me!
She told me so.

[ you were the worst, arthur. ]

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she likes everyone
i just don't know how much of you she can take at once

[ this wouldn't have happened if he just invited him to hang out!! he likes ripping doorknobs off doors too, barry. ]

[briskly]

She knew me before she knew you.

[ so there! ]

[inforapound]

I thank you for that, Arthur

I can always do more. I don't just have Master B to look after now, now do I? If you ever need anything, you let me know. I'll do me best to make it happen for you. Least I can do for one of Bruce's mates.

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well fuck we can all do more but i think u do just about enough for all of us
and old brood wayne [ heh. yes he is proud of himself. ]

that might be a dangerous offer i hope you've thought that thru

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yeah by like a day
if that

i can't stop laughing at your gif up there

[briskly]

IT COUNTS.

[ technicality or not, he's going to hang his hat on that. ]

[inforapound]

Please don't tell me you call him that to his face and didn't get pictures. [He loves his boy dearly but he agrees on the brooding thing]

I never offer nothing half cocked. And I don't mind a being in a spot of danger if it's for a good cause. So, the offer stands. So long as it's not you wanting to drive me Aston.

jmomoa's aquaman is cool af but his roots will always be dorky as hell lol

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hmmm think ur personality negates a lot of that time

[ too mean? he does almost regret it which is a big thing for arthur. ]

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haven't yet but u will be the first to get the pics promise

[ bruce is ok but alfred is better in arthur's books. can't trust the rich. ]

good call i'm a better swimmer than i am a driver
but expect to be in more than a spot of danger just in case

Re: jmomoa's aquaman is cool af but his roots will always be dorky as hell lol

[briskly]

Why do I keep talking to you?
You're a terrible person.
Bet the fish even hate you sometimes.

[ damn arthur, that hurts the heart. ]

[inforapound]

I knew there was a reason you're my favorite after Bruce.

I can handle it. As you American's say, I got your back.

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alfred ur gonna give me a complex

just remember that the next time i call you

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alright calm down it was just a bad joke
actually the fish hate humans more than us
sure we eat them too but have you seen the shit humans throw in the ocean?

[briskly]

i'm calm!

[ kind of. ]

i haven't really paid attention to it. because i don't throw stuff in the ocean. it's that bad?

[inforapound]

I'll remember, mate. Just try not to tell Bruce. Might put him in a snit.

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ur being dramatic

[ don't make him be nice. ]

yeah didn't think u did
just because you don't doesn't mean it's not ur problem too

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ok less cool but i won't because i respect u

[briskly]

what am i supposed to do about it?
i don't have magical ocean cleaning powers.

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you really think because u don't actively throw shit into the ocean it ain't ur problem???

[ honestly barry... get ur shit together. he takes it back, he doesn't feel bad. ]

[briskly]

do you pick up litter you find on the street?

[ practice what you preach, arthur! ]

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you don't?

[ he does sometimes. he did it once. he was forced to do it once. so it's not technically a lie. ]