u think i'm gonna believe that bruce wayne isn't actually a broody asshole? that his idea of a prank is ripping off my doorknob and leaving it in your car?
[ typing it out does make it seem like the kind of lame prank bruce might do if he ever felt like laughing. ]
ok maybe that is something he'd do but i still don't believe it
alright calm down it was just a bad joke actually the fish hate humans more than us sure we eat them too but have you seen the shit humans throw in the ocean?
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~briskly
u think i'm gonna believe that bruce wayne isn't actually a broody asshole?
that his idea of a prank is ripping off my doorknob and leaving it in your car?
[ typing it out does make it seem like the kind of lame prank bruce might do if he ever felt like laughing. ]
ok maybe that is something he'd do but i still don't believe it
Re: ~briskly
Would that be more believable?
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[ haha, burn. ]
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Diana likes me!
She told me so.
[ you were the worst, arthur. ]
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i just don't know how much of you she can take at once
[ this wouldn't have happened if he just invited him to hang out!! he likes ripping doorknobs off doors too, barry. ]
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[ so there! ]
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if that
i can't stop laughing at your gif up there
[ technicality or not, he's going to hang his hat on that. ]
jmomoa's aquaman is cool af but his roots will always be dorky as hell lol
[ too mean? he does almost regret it which is a big thing for arthur. ]
Re: jmomoa's aquaman is cool af but his roots will always be dorky as hell lol
You're a terrible person.
Bet the fish even hate you sometimes.
[ damn arthur, that hurts the heart. ]
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actually the fish hate humans more than us
sure we eat them too but have you seen the shit humans throw in the ocean?
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[ kind of. ]
i haven't really paid attention to it. because i don't throw stuff in the ocean. it's that bad?
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[ don't make him be nice. ]
yeah didn't think u did
just because you don't doesn't mean it's not ur problem too
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i don't have magical ocean cleaning powers.
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[ honestly barry... get ur shit together. he takes it back, he doesn't feel bad. ]
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[ practice what you preach, arthur! ]
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[ he does sometimes. he did it once. he was forced to do it once. so it's not technically a lie. ]